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By Tom McMahon.

Friday, 23 June 2017

Me versus Mont Ventoux - the good, the bad and the ugly

I keep going because the mountain won't give up. I pedal harder and harder because the mountain won't complain about cross winds, unfamiliar chainsets or a spiteful sun sitting high in French sky.

I fire up another sprint, pushing my power output into the 320 watts territory as sweat surges out of my pores. My tongue lolls madly out of my mouth and my heart rate rises into the red zone. It is a Monday afternoon and I am enduring another interval training session at the local gym, as part of my preparation for this July's ascent of Mont Ventoux.

As well as creating a sweat-streaked monster in the depths of Lewisham PureGym, my training for the epic climb has revealed the good, the bad and the ugly of cycling in Britain.

Early days: a Sunday spin leads me to an out-of-town retail park 

Since buying my first proper road bike in January (the undersized Carrera MTB travesty I used in Manchester has been successfully erased from my memory) the pure joy of speed has lit up my hours in the saddle. The poise and control of the dropped handlebars, the grip when accelerating out of a corner and the blessed relief in shifting down to the small ring when climbing are all fantastic sensations for a road rookie. Even donning one's first pair of bib shorts has its own vaguely kinky thrill, quite apart from their aerodynamic benefits.

Despite these delights, some persistent problems prevent cycling from becoming an automatic choice for London commuters. The capital's roads remain a mixture of pristine and the precarious, with hazardous potholes and inexplicably gnarly gravel roads popping up fairly frequently if you take routes suggested on Google Maps.
How the pros do it: Alberto Contador and Chris Froome do battle on Ventoux
As well as physical hazards, London cyclists have to keep an eye out for the city's other road users. While most drivers are now at least aware of the existence of cyclists, there is some way to go before pedal-powered travellers get parity of esteem on the road. A significant minority of motorists are still prone to gamble with other people's lives in order to shave a few seconds off a journey, pulling out without warning.

Other commuters actually drive relatively safely, but seem to live for confrontations with cyclists, beeping their horns manically and leaning out of windows to hurl the sort of invective usually reserved for someone you've caught in bed with your spouse.

While the recent hot weather in London might contribute to drivers' frayed tempers, it makes for ideal training for my upcoming ride in the Provence region of southern France. Recent temperatures near Mont Ventoux have hit 37 Celsius, with the fearsome Mistrale winds from the Mediterranean also contributing to the mountain's unique climate.

In the heavens: the summit of Mont Ventoux
As well as the recent continental weather in London, my training efforts have been blessed by the digital gods, in the shape of some interesting new apps. Strava, even on the free version, lets you track your pace against other users, creating some occasionally ill-advised sprint sections on the streets of south London.

Since leaving my last job, I've even been able to contort the gig economy to the benefit of my training, using Deliveroo to earn money whilst clocking up the hours in the saddle. 

The ride itself has already raised over £900 for the Campaign Against Living Miserably, which is a brilliant effort. With two weeks to go, you can add to these heartening tributes to my great friend Matt Robinson at https://www.justgiving.com/fundraising/Thomas-McMahon2 .